King of Shirts
THE KING OF SHIRTS
I am the king of shirts
I got more shirts than anybody
I could wear a different one every day of the week, two on Sunday
I could do this for seventeen long months before I need to go to the laundromat
what do you people with no shirts think about that?
I've got feelings I don’t understand, I've got feelings I don’t want
I've got needs go deeper than the ocean
I've got no patience when it comes to love ,got no patience when it comes to love , I got no patience with love
I got no patience with love
I’m gonna swim to the bottom of the ocean, maybe love is waiting there
there in the bottom of the ocean
love a king could understand
There ain’t no lawnmower I can’t operate,
no bass guitar I can’t understand
now love is like a saxophone to me
I can’t seem to learn to play it don’t no if I ever can
this ain’t no bedtime story, this ain’t no fairy tale
it’s a song about a king and how his army failed
he found the girl he wanted, tried to please her with a song
he did not know where to put his fingers and the notes came out all wrong
I am the king of shirts, i have shirts in every colour, I have shirts in every hue
but tonight I’m feeling lonely and I ain’t got nobody to tell my troubles to
tonight could be the night, this just might be the night
hell or heaven waiting there
tonight could be the night, this just might be the night
but I don’t have a thing to wear
I am the king of shirts
I got more shirts than anybody
I could wear a different one every day of the week, two on Sunday
I could do this for seventeen long months before I need to go to the laundromat
what do you people with no shirts think about that
what do you think about it
what do you think about it
I know it must mean something
gotta mean something to me and you
what do you think about it
what do you think about?