Handsome Bob

honeymoon night, i thought I married me a good'n
I could not wait to get my fingers in the puddin'
I unbuttoned her dress just like you would think
Head to toe she was covered with ink

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Her tattoos are giving me the blues
Her tattoos are giving me the blues
I could not believe my eyes
she bore the name of a hundred other guys
her tattoos are giving me the blues

she had stan on her hand
lee on her knee
kelly on her belly
and rudy on her bootie
she had joe on her toe
lee on her knee
guy on her thigh
and danny on her fanny
up and down her gams
she had the whole starting offense of the st louis rams
her tattoos are giving me the blues

she said she was no angel
had been in love before
her heart had been broken by every name she bore
then she took every stitch off 'cause she wanted me to see
she had one blank spot she'd been saving for me

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she had jack on her back
clyde on her side
tommy on her tummy
and smitty on her tittie
she had ace on her waste
neal on her heel
rex on her pecs
les on her breast
underneath her arms
she had every marine who fought in desert storm
her tattoos are giving me the blues

(tagline)
honey, I don't think this is gonna work out, handsome bob has a lots o' letters in it